Five Reasons You Should See Our Harry Potter Musical Instead of Seeing Deathly Hallows On Friday, Nov 19th
kirkcameronplayers:
- It’s only $5. (You can donate the money you save to your local mega-church.)
- Because the size of an IMAX screen can never compare to the size of God’s love. And WRATH.
- ZERO percent chance “author” and witch-monger J.K. Rowling will show up to our show to corrupt your children.
- Slightly greater chance of Kirk Cameron showing up!
- You want to be saved from spending your afterlife in Hell, don’t you?!?
Make reservations now!
